So, straight men, if this was real, how far would you go with a guy and which guy? A lot said "Fuck yeah, I'll top a guy and be Mace Windu!" So all the guys had a "lightsaber guy" or a "blaster guy" or both, lol. They would randomly ask guys from other schools about their "lightsaber challenge" and it got to the point where any guy who said he didn't want a lightsaber was a killjoy and no fun, even if he came from a school in the middle of a midwestern cornfield. intercrural sex (between the thighs) gets you a vibrosword.Every time you use a condom, you get a deflector shield, because stay safe, guys!.
If you fist a guy, you get an adhesive grenade, because stickiness.If you get fisted, you get a thermal detonator (Don't waste it!) Force powers, because apparently since yoda had a fist up his behind (ha, puppet jokes) getting one up yours gives you force powers.If you get your dick sucked, you just get a really good blowjob.If you suck a guy's dick, you get a blaster.If you experiment with gay BDSM, you get a lightsaber whip.If you give a guy a handjob, you get a stun baton.If you try both, you get either a double ended lightsaber or two lightsabers in the color of your choice.If you bottom, you get a lightsaber in any color of your choice.If you top a guy, you get a purple lightsaber.It could be with any man, dead or alive, celebrity, etc. The way it works is you tell a guy to imagine that he'd get a real life lightsaber if he had gay sex. One of the guys I went to high school with came up with "The Lightsaber Challenge".
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